The sword looks good on you, sir.

*Thumbs UP*

BRILLIANT.

WTF? Google Translator Thinks My Friend Writes in INDONESIAN?!

 I think I just dropped my jaw. Excuse me while I pick it up.




Is Google Translator trying to tell us that our Sarawakian dialect is Indonesian? Lol. How interesting. I'd like to try it one of these days. 

Sorry, Ejul. Tak ku sengaja mahu melukakan hatimu.


And this is why I write my blogs in plain FREAKING English.

SHOOP DA WHOOP Madness!

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAARGH


There's something outrageously funny about this thing since the classic "I'm Happy" face. 


AND TO THINK IT ALL BEGAN WITH DBZ LOL.

"A /b/ meme from 4chan, featuring a picture of Imperfect Cell from Dragonball Z depicted in blackface shouting either SHOOP DA WHOOP or IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER. A third image features the so-called Nigra Cell firing the aforementioned laser, sometimes referred to as a 'n*ggerbeam' .

Since the meme's introduction, numerous spinoff images have also been created, featuring various characters wearing blackface while 'chargin' their lazers', or sometimes firing them as well. The firing of said lasers, especially in crowded indoor environments, frequently results in personal injury, Massive damage and property damage - which, as we all know, is ******* hilarious and should be encouraged among today's hopelessly corrupted youth. Another popular shop is to simply paste Cell's gigantic mouth onto the 'chargee', instantly transforming them into another incarnation of Shoop Da Whoop."

Oh damn, DBZ. Why do you have to become a source of so much retardedly funny nonsense? You have Alternate Reality DBZ, DBZ Abridged, Camron23's animations..and THIS. OH GOD, BLOODY HELL. XD

As much as I found it stupid, I just love it for some reason. Is it human nature? Lol.

And now I have some - no, just two - Shoop da Whoop variations to show you. 

And this one is from my friend:

DAMN YOU, KATINKA. XD

Shocking Stats FTW

Since Blogger suddenly came out with a stats section, I couldn't resist (Attention whore BLAAAARGH).

I was expecting an all-Malaysian audience, but instead I found this:

United States 6 Spain 3 Malaysia 3 Germany 2 France 2 Canada 1 Latvia 1 Macedonia [FYROM] 1 Mexico 1 Russia 1

WTFH4X? There's even one from Latvia and Russia? LOL

Hmm. Must've been the result of putting my blog likn in my dA ID. I have this funny feeling that I'm being 'stalked'.

LOLness.

LOL

Answer me this.

What in the whole wide world does OTL mean?

And are abbreviations even necessary?

And so, it's a new world. A new horizon. A new heaven (or hell, if you will). A seemingly frightening new world that's enough to make you feel as if you have goosebumps on your goosebumps. Who's gonna blame you for that? Our beloved educational system obviously does not prepare you for the big arse challenges that lie in university, PARTICULARLY if you're taking A-Levels, AUSMET, ADP or something similar to the ones I mentioned.

Particularly somebody like me.

Wow, I feel like a d@mn loser! Ahaha.

But no. I'm not. I know I'm a winner. Past achievements made sure of that. It's in the statistics of my life.

Now, all my fees and what not are paid for by the government, my parents spent LOADS of money on me, my sister sacrificed her laptop for me and ended up with a very cumbersome laptop that may have been made centuries ago (I dunno!), and you know how I'm going to repay them?

Easy.

BE RESPONSIBLE.

By all means, I am no master of such an intricate art, an enigmatic web of skill and discipline that can ensnare you the moment you get caught in it - and it's bloody hard to get out of it. I am not Sun Tzu, who wrote 'The Art of War' thousands of years ago, which has been used and applied in daily life so widely (OMG - Mr Noel, I am TOTALLY qualified to be a philosopher! XD) that the potential of it seems endless. I am not Dato' Seri Najib Tun Razak, nor am I Barack Obama or Condolezza Rice.

I am just me.

Redha Attiya, whose name once belonged to a Palestinian girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Art of Responsibility is a self-learning process. You learn it all by yourself, through trial-and-error. The more mistakes you make, the more you learn, and the better you'll get.

Welcome to the Art of Responsibility.

Why Are Humans So Gormless At Times?

My blood pressure, stress levels and heart rocket were sky-rating....I mean "heart rate is sky-rocketing" when I came across a very IMPERTINENT response to somebody's Facebook status:

I CANNOT believe the dire situation and bloody mindset of my former school peers. Seriously. Why bring up racial tension by calling Malays STUPID??? Does this bastard really think HE'S SMART?!

Sorry to burst your bubble, son of a bi@tch but last I checked the best student at school was ME, A 'STUPID' MALAY. In case you were wondering, the smartest Chinese at school only got 7As while a "BRAINLESS" Malay got all 12 As. (Sorry Ik Mei)

Please, think before you embark on such brainless banter. The Malay students with Facebook are probably seething with rage at the very mention of your unintelligent comment.

On a side note. How can a principal as prestigious and wise as my principal can say such things? He may have a god reason but his words could easily spur racial hatred and tension in school. PERISH THE THOUGHT! D: Mr M, your students already dislike you as much as it is, so I must ask you - please don't try to increase the tension. It could badly affect the school's overall performance.


THEY DEMAND AN APOLOGY! D:<

And on more side notes (How many side notes are there? Sheesh.), how about a dose of Space Ducks?

TFS DBZ Abridged Episode 14 - Effective Negotiations! (Actually effective - by FORCE.)