Who is DJ Mystik and why has he ruined Beethoven's Fur Elise?

I cannot believe this. WHY GOD WHY.

Just this morning I went bowling at Mid Valley with friends, and while we were bowling, I heard this wonderful Fur Elise remix.

Like the geek I am, I went straight to Youtube to get the song...but unfortunately all I find are dozens of godawful ones that seem to be created by children who seem to be whizzes at computers but unfortunately have no ear for a good tune.

And the worst one so far is this. THIS!

I'm sure Beethoven is turning in his grave at the very thought of his works being desecrated like this.

Now I'm sure this 'DJ Mystik' must be held in high regards by his legion of fans, so I must apologise for such harsh banter. Unfortunately, whoever he (or she) is, this is not his best work. Honestly.

There, I said it.